Brain Depositary: Mr. Burns
real name: Charles Montgomery Burns
occupation: Millionare/Power Plant Owner
base of operations: Springfield
weight: 98 lbs.
eyes: Coal Black
hair: Off White
first appearance: "The Simpsons" animated
series by Matt Groening (voice : Harry Shearer) 1989
Mr Burns is a man of average intelligence, and at times his old
fashined dialect may even give some the impression he is dull witted.
Monty is still a very capable businessman, and his shrewd tactics
often land him major deals within the city of Springfield.
Mr. Burns is a poor physical specimen, he continues to baffle modern
science by living to the ripe old age of 104. Most of his internal
organs are on the verge of giving out, and even the simplest forms
of physical exertion are beyond his limits.
A master of business and technology, Burns often uses financial
strong arm tactics to manipulate events around him. C. Burns seems
to have some type of disorder that causes him to crave world domination
and other catastrophes. Often these delusions may lead to environmental
damage, injury, and pestilence, since he views these things as "excellent...".
Taken directly from a mental profile obtained
at the Titan
Patient Name: Charles Montgomery
Marital Status: Single Age
104 years +/-
Case Symptoms: Greed Workaholism
Dementia Narcissism, strange affection for stuffed bear "Bobo" ,power
freak (i.e. over powering need for complete controll and large amounts
Notes: Many of the patient's
symptoms are overlapping, especially greed, workaholism, and power
freak. These will all be summerized under Money.
Money: The patient is a cut-throat
business man. Sadly, some of his tactics are not healthy. He has
a strong urge for more money and most of his life choices are based
on the aquisition of more cash. As observed during his owning and
operating of a casino, the patient is willing to sacrifice personal
hygiene for more money, which generally means working absurdly long
hours. The patient displays a true obsession for his job. Mr. Burns'
need for money leads to his need for power. He is always trying
to hatch a plan that would put everyone (and their pocketbooks)
at his mercy. He has tried everything from blotting out the sun
to presenting himself as an all powerful god.
Dementia: Although not a strong
symptom, the patient's deteriorating mental status could become
very serious. Presently, he just seems to forget peoples' names
(mainly employee Homer Simpson)
Narcissism: An inflated ego
has driven the patient to the top. It has not made him many friends,
Strange Affection for "Bobo": The
patient lost a stuffed teddy bear that he was very close to at a
young age. His reunion with the bear brought back repressed emotions
that put him at a greater risk of injury.
"I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for
one thing, there's too many fat children..."
"Tangle with me, and I'll crush you like
a paper cup!"
Smithers: "I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't
arrived yet, sir."Mr. Burns: "Very well... begin the thawing of
"Hmmm...who's that goat legged fellow? I
like the cut of his jib..."
"As punishment for your desertion, its company
policy to give you the plague."
"Schindler and I were like peas in a pod..."
"It was Burns who tried to shroud Springfield
in permanent darkness so as to make the town desperately reliant
on his nuclear energy, declaring that "since the beginning of time,
man has yearned to destroy the sun." It was Burns who once sought
to troll the oceans and "recycle" aquatic life into a delicious,
marketable "slurry." And it was Burns, inevitably, who actually
tried -- and failed -- to steal candy from a baby." The
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